The Funnies of the Day

27 Feb

Colin and Sydney make me chuckle constantly.  I thought I would share some of the stories that I have been lucky enough to have heard or seen in the last 24 hours.

Sydney walks back into the house pulling up her pants and saying, “I showed them (Colin and his 2 friends) my butt so they would laugh.”  I said,  ”I think we can think of another way to make them laugh besides showing them your butt.”  She continues, “But that makes them REALLY laugh.”

We are riding in the car and Sydney announces very boldly, but also looking for a reaction from Colin, “I know everything.”  Colin of course disagrees and says, “You don’t know everything.”  Sydney continues to repeat herself knowing that she has Colin all excited.  Colin then asks, ” Mom, Sydney says she knows everything, does she?”  So I say, knowingly that Sydney is being silly, lets see if she does in fact know everything.  I ask Sydney,  ”What is 2+2?” Her answer was equals.  Then I say, “Equals what?”  She thinks about it for a bit and then says, “4.”  Colin and I look at each other in amazement and smile and tell her nice job Sydney.  I guess she taught Colin and I that indeed she does know everything.  ;)

Sydney and I are finishing up in the bathroom and we come out to Colin getting up off the floor and he tells us that a customer (meaning his customer) just walked right past him and didn’t give him any money.  I ask, “Why would someone just give you money?”  He says, “Because I was break dancing for her and you are to give someone money when they perform for you.”  I guess we need to be getting Colin a tip jar for his birthday.  ;)

2 Responses to “The Funnies of the Day”

  1. gma & gpa March 1, 2013 at 4:56 am #

    Love those whiz-kids of yours!! Sometimes you’d like to have a tape recorder going, hey? …bet you’d learn alot!!

  2. Mary Shanahan March 15, 2013 at 9:38 pm #

    Oh my goodness! They are so very precious!

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